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An Effective Meme

February 25th, 2008 Posted in classical music, shostakovich

via Musical Perceptions and Chandler Branch there is a list of alternative Mozart Effects doing the rounds. The original list contains tidbits such as:

LISZT EFFECT: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important.

MAHLER EFFECT: Child continually screams – at great length and volume that he’s dying.

And via comments and editing at musical perceptions we have in addition:

RZEWSKI EFFECT: the child tells the teacher that s/he is a victim of capitalist society in 36 different ways.

BACH EFFECT: Child weaves multiple sentences into an eloquent whole that takes ages to be properly understood.

So I am going to submit:

SHOSTAKOVICH EFFECT: Child appears to work diligently, but on careful examination you find his work mostly consists of disguised remarks about how much he hates you.

Anyone else fancy a go?

2 Responses to “An Effective Meme”

  1. Scott Spiegelberg Says:

    Nice!


  2. Maria Says:

    If we expand it to jazz:

    John Coltrane: Child yells in a shrill voice, rapidly and for exhaustive amounts of time.


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