Windows Hearts Beethoven
May 9th, 2008 Posted in beethoven, classical music
The latest Windows update refuses to install if it senses a lack of Beethoven’s 9th:
Thank you Microsoft for insisting that Beethoven’s MOTHER ********** NUMBER 9 NEEDS TO BE INSTALLED ON MY MOTHER ********** COMPUTER before Service MOTHER ********** Pack 3 can be successfully installed.
Your programmers are morons. Go to hell, the lot of you.
If Windows prefers Beethoven, I bet baroque old Linux likes the intricacies Bach better. What about Apple? Somebody who has form as an utmost priority I suppose… Webern? Nah, that doesn’t feel right. It has to be universally accessible as well. Any suggestions?
May 21st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Lessee… it needs to be someone super cool, to the point of potentially being accused of “elitism,” but also user-friendly and accessible… Tan Dun comes to mind — dude is a sharp dresser!