My Favorite Keywords – January 2009 Edition
Here are my 10 favorite Google search terms that led to this site, during January 2009:
- mozart arse
- shot in my rear end
- classical music hatred
- converting songs to waltz
- the stupidest music
- cuntbittin crawdoun kennedy
- should dogs listen to classical music
- j. s. bach why was he buried on a hill
- i got bit by an insect on my ass
- what is the tapping in an mri machine?
- violins sound like wailing cats
(Incidentally, I stole appropriated the idea for this feature from Black Dogs.)

February 5th, 2009 at 11:38 am
I am flattered. It’s a very simple idea and lists are always good for a blog post. I love some of these. Mine will be posted on 1 March as part of my February blog stats. Just try to imagine the person(s) who typed them in. Hope they found what they were looking for.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Haha. Yeah… I love imagining the people behind some of those queries. It also — almost — makes we want to write posts in answer to their questions. Why yes, dogs SHOULD listen to classical music.
Look forward to seeing your next batch.
February 6th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
So why was he buried on a hill? Seems like a lot of useless work dragging his remains against gravity that way. On the other hand, I guess he’s safer from floods that way.
And the tapping in the MRI is the drum machine you forgot to leave at home.