Classical Convert

Ringtonetime

I get real pissy when music is used as a cellphone ringtone. It still jars the hell out of me when a song abruptly sputters out of a tinny cellphone speaker, and the absolute worst is when no-one answers and so it repeatedly loops through the first 5 seconds. Don’t even get me started on ringtones which are actually supposed to be played on an orchestra.

However, after complaining about all that in a somewhat uptight and snobby fashion, if I absolutely HAD to choose a piece of classical music to use as a ringtone I think the first 30 seconds or so of this would be pretty swell:

And that’s because… DUN DUN DUN… it sounds like a freakin’ telephone.

That’s the second movement of Nielsen’s Symphony No. 6, by the way.

The Age of the Personal Soundtrack

Sometimes I would give my left leg — well maybe just a little piece of it, perhaps just the slimmest sliver of a pinky toe — to be able to instantly conduct some piece of market research all the way back through history. For example, I would love to see a graph which shows what activities people were mostly doing while listening to music, plotted all the way back through several thousand years. This piqued my interest after I listened to the third movement of John Adams’ Grand Pianola music on the walk into work last Friday, and the music crescendoed in sympathy with cresting the hill:

A flock of birds had been busy on the path, and as they scattered, and the slope evened out, the music provided a perfect accompaniment. That made me start to think about how in modern times we have the luxury of personal soundtracks. I bet that most music is now listened to on MP3 players, while people are walking, or running, or sitting on the train. It’s pretty obvious that if this is true, it must only have become true within the last thirty years or so. That’s amazing. If you wanted to walk or run somewhere with a soundtrack before around 1980 (when the Walkman was invented), you basically needed a marching band to be running alongside you.

That’s mind-blowing — and something I usually take completely for granted, as I’m sure does everyone else who was born on this side of 1980.

Shouldn’t they force him to ADD an audio track?

It took a while, but unfortunately the copyright police are now rampaging all over the YouTube classical music community. I first noticed this while checking up on the status of the embedded videos I used over at GetIntoClassical, and finding that half of them were “unavailable due to terms of use violation”. Basically, If an orchestra or record label finds out that one of their performances is on YouTube without their authorization, it’s gonna get wiped. This is really unfortunate — they are losing a wonderful way to reach a potential audience — but it’s not exactly unexpected either. Sometimes if it is not a video of an orchestra they will just disable the soundtrack.

A hilariously appropriate incident of this was just brought to my attention via the always awesome reddit:

This is a “recording” of John Cage’s 4’33″. If you try to play this video you will see that:

NOTICE: This video contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG. The audio has been disabled.

Hah! The joke’s on you, Warner Music Group!

Of course, this wasn’t the first time that 4’33″ has been the subject of copyright dispute. You can read about how Mike Batt was sued for infringing on the same copyright here.

It’s Alive!!

My recent post, A Symphony in C++, was featured today at the rather stunningly designed (and rather new) blog Killing Classical Music. The author of the blog, Grant, describes his blog as:

Dedicated to rescuing the world’s best music from a slow, certain death at the hands of tired traditions and oppressively ordinary thought

Quite a mission statement! Check it out here.

Symphony in C++

Every now and then I can’t keep my classical music and science nerd parts apart.

Today was one of those days.

I present: A Symphony in C++:

key get_secondary_key(key home_key){
    if (home_key.minor == TRUE){
        secondary_key=relative_major(home_key);
    }else{
        secondary_key=home_key+5;
    }
}
 
void sonata_form(key home_key,tempo base_tempo){
    //Calculate secondary key
    secondary_key=get_secondary_key(home_key);
 
    //First get people in the mood
    intro.play(home_key,base_tempo--);
 
    //start exposition, introduce the two main themes
    theme_1.play(home_key);
    transition.play(home_key,secondary_key);
    theme_2.play(secondary_key);
    codetta.play();
 
    //development, mix the themes up
    for(int i=0;i<development_length;i++){
        combine_themes(theme_1,theme_2,key=rand()).play()
    }
 
    //Recapitulation: repeat the themes but in the home key
    theme_1.play(home_key);
    transition.play(home_key,home_key);
    theme_2.play(home_key);
 
    //Finish up
    if(composer == "beethoven"){
        coda.length_in_min=10
    }else{
        coda.length_in_min=1
    }
    coda.play();
}

Want to learn more about classical music but without the code? Go to getintoclassical.com.